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Journal Entry: Wed May 7, 2008, 10:14 AM
I was bored. I found this. Do the math.
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Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.---Not many....but a few...
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color. ---Heh, already is.
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ]I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[x] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[ ] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[ ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[ ] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.---And once in my eye!
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[ ] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[ ] I'm single.
[x] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[ ] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[x] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.---I don't think anyone can honestly say no to that though.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.---Do video game codes count?
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[x] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x] I can sing well.---I don't care what Simon says.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[x] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it.
[ ] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[x] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.---It's manly.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[x] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[x] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] All of those are answered honestly

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Copy and paste if you're bored...it did wonders for me!

  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothing
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: I think you should know by now...

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 20
  • Current Residence: My House
  • Interests: Games, Transformers and everything else considered "abnormal"
  • Favourite movie: Transformers
  • Favourite band or musician: Johnny Cash
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything that doesn't suck
  • Favourite artist: Rory Adams (Fuzzybum)
  • MP3 player of choice: PSP
  • Shell of choice: Egg?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Scary clowns that stare at you while you sleep!!
  • Skin of choice: Mine, for it cannot be peirced!
  • Favourite game: SILENT HILL!!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2 of course
  • Favourite cartoon character: Optimus Prime shall ownz j00!
  • Personal Quote: Well, if the goat fits...
  • Tools of the Trade: Softimage XSI

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~Lord-Khaneeda:iconLord-Khaneeda: Apr 30, 2008, 8:16:37 AM
Thank you for the fav :)

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~viktorrotkiv:iconviktorrotkiv: Jan 30, 2008, 6:01:57 PM
thanks for the fav.

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~Niomie:iconNiomie: Dec 13, 2007, 1:48:17 PM
You're welcome :P

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I'm preparing to face God. What are you doing with your life?
~TheIssuedOne:iconTheIssuedOne: Dec 13, 2007, 1:16:33 PM Mood: Annoyed
*Growls and shakes fist* How dare you give me something to do!

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At one point, Chuck Norris's voice was so powerful, it would destroy a person's brain before he could roundhouse kick them. Chuck removed part of his voice to fix the problem and it grew a body of it's own. We know this voice as "Quinton Flynn".
~Niomie:iconNiomie: Dec 13, 2007, 1:03:40 PM
*Smack!* I tagged you! :omfg: See my journal for more info

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~qnop:iconqnop: Nov 29, 2007, 7:16:22 AM
Hi. Thanks for the :+fav:

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"FOR NOSGOTH" :threaten: =P
~bluntkatana:iconbluntkatana: Nov 28, 2007, 12:30:35 AM
Thanks for the fave amigo, appreciate.
~FearMindy:iconFearMindy: Sep 10, 2007, 10:05:11 PM Mood: Homicidal
GAMBIT IS MINE!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL TAKE YOUR INTESTINES AND USE THEM TO CROTCHET A POTHOLDER FOR MY CAT!

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~DEDEDEJr:iconDEDEDEJr: Aug 2, 2007, 6:15:05 AM
Thanks for the :+fav:!

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~fuzzybum:iconfuzzybum: Jul 13, 2007, 7:42:50 PM
Hi!!! Im posting this from my ds!!! Yay!

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~Murd-Ed:iconMurd-Ed: May 22, 2007, 5:33:02 PM
hey! thanks for the fav! :)

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FEUEEER FREEEEI!!!!! BANG!! BANG!!
~angrylittleboy:iconangrylittleboy: Apr 12, 2007, 11:19:23 PM
Thank you for the fave :)
~Gliblord:iconGliblord: Apr 4, 2007, 3:29:46 PM
Thanks for the fave!

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~qnop:iconqnop: Feb 16, 2007, 7:38:36 AM
Hi. Thanks for the Fav :)

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"FOR NOSGOTH" :threaten: =P
*Kendra21:iconKendra21: Jan 16, 2007, 10:12:55 AM
thanks for the visit :)

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    ...All the innuendo caught up on your hook, I was just a name in your little black book.

    I'll get even with you.

    I'll get you back somehow, your nightmare coming true...

    <3 *FlamesX666
~InfernoVahn:iconInfernoVahn: Jan 13, 2007, 7:10:56 PM
Thanks for the Fav!

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~TheIssuedOne:iconTheIssuedOne: Dec 20, 2006, 6:28:33 PM
Must be something in the air making everyone's dad act up today huh?

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At one point, Chuck Norris's voice was so powerful, it would destroy a person's brain before he could roundhouse kick them. Chuck removed part of his voice to fix the problem and it grew a body of it's own. We know this voice as "Quinton Flynn".
~fuzzybum:iconfuzzybum: Dec 20, 2006, 6:15:57 PM
My head hurts......dad is being emo drunk....

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~LaCidiana:iconLaCidiana: Nov 30, 2006, 8:10:03 AM
Thanks for the favorite!

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~TriggerHappyWTF:iconTriggerHappyWTF: Nov 27, 2006, 3:32:34 PM
Thanks dood for favoring I Need Scissors!

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~indiochink:iconindiochink: Nov 7, 2006, 9:15:30 PM
thanks for the faves ^_^
~BoxOfNinja:iconBoxOfNinja: Nov 3, 2006, 9:04:35 PM
Thanks for the fav
~wolfgangh:iconwolfgangh: Nov 3, 2006, 4:01:18 AM
cheers on the fave

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